ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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