singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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