Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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