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I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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