My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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