Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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