Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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