That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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