gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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