Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.