This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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