I am in a vortex of obligation.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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