I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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