Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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