I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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