I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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