are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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