He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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