You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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