We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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