quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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