the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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