Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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