i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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