I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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