we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
