just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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