wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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