Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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