I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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