How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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