After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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