ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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