This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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