You're so nebulous sometimes
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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