We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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