Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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