What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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