Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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