is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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