he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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