Well apparently he's into motor boating.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Randomize