He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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