just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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