weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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