It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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