I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We are two peas in an std pod
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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