Me. At least after what I've been through.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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