pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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