Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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