He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
sex in a hospital.. check
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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