you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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