My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think people are normalizing furries
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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