Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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