i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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