he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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